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With Your Homeboy-Made

AFROSQUAD ANTENNA 'FRO

Here's a little craft project for you cats, AfroSquad style. You can't actually put it on your ride becuase it will be destroyed, but just get some silly-putty and a toothpick and make it your new monitor ornament instead. These make great Mother's Day gifts. Send us pictures of your Antenna 'Fros and we'll make a gallery or something.

 

Necessary Materials

First, get an antenna ball at your healthy neighborhood Jack-In-The-Box. If your on a budget, just "borrow" someone else's from a ride in the mall parking lot.
Rip off the eyes, mouth, and hat. Leave the pointy nose on there so it can get busy in a Burger King bathroom someday. Use care when removing the mouth, you'll need it later.
Sculpt some shades out of the electrical tape using a knife. Stick the sunglasses on the Antenna 'Fro where its eyes would theoretically be. It's not really alive, so we're not gonna put eyes on it. If this bothers you, we suggest that you pretend the damn ball has eyes under the sunglasses.
Cut an arc out of the previously removed mouth, and reapply it upside down. This gives your antenna 'fro that "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" kind of look.
Since the "Man" don't allow the manufacture of black cotton balls, you've gotta spray-paint your cotton balls black. Once they're dry, glue them on the ball in the familar shape of a highly esteemed afro.

If you have black hair, you might be able to fashion hair clippings into an afro using rubber cement or something. We haven't tried this, but if you do, and it is a resounding success, please let us know.

4/20/98 AfroSquad affectiano John Scrofano reports the trials and tribulations of his AfroSquad Antenna Fro*:

I got some thick black hair, a little curly too.  It is a pain in the ass trying to stick those fu**ing things together with glue and s*it. Sh*t.  Check this, if you cut off a whole bunch, like from after a normal haircut, or should I say frocut, bunch it up in your hands and play with the ball for a couple of minutes.  The hair ball too.  After it is tangled a bit and stays together a little bit, Shellac (you know, that clear sh*t in the craft store(I bet  the MAN restricts it from being black, it has to be clear))  Anyway, shellac it nice a good,several times, not too much at once though.  It turns out an awesome looking little fro, it looks like it got some of that good AfroSheen in it too.  Sprinkle in some sugar for the lice affect and then make a an afro pic out of staples(painted hot pink of course, cause they don't come in black or pink, just silver, all thanks to the man)

Scrotum

If you say my last name Scro fa no a lot, it turns into scrotum fano, then some of my fellow pimps say scrotum fondler, but the b*tches don't like scrotum fondler, just scrotum.

PS- scrotum hair (pubic hair) that the b*tches shaved off works pretty well too, but wet looking pubic hair on a big white ball is kinda nasty, just like all them sluts from my 'hood.

Scrotum Fondler's views are not necessarily those of AfroSquad or FireAss Productions.

NOTE: Your AfroSquad Antenna 'Fro may not look exactly like this picture. The afro in this picture is digitally enhanced to make it look better than it actually is. Don't get us wrong, your ball will look good, but, since we are the AfroSquad, we want ours to be better.