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You've probably been searching for the perfect decal for your smooth ride ever since you turned sixteen years old. But you can't find that one perfect silk screened polyeurocrap sticker, right? Well, AfroSquad and their world-unrenowned research department at the FireAss Ptoductions headquarters somewhere in the West have created the ultimate in auto sticker technology:
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URINATING ON THE MAN: THE DECAL |
You're probably thinking: "Why in James Browns' name would I want this on my ride?" Refer to the list below if that is indeed your thought.
REASONS TO PROCURE YOUR OWN DECAL
It really impresses the ladies.
You become part of an elite network of people devoted to fighting the man. Furthermore, when you see another vehicle with a decal, you know the driver is on your side. Ther is a slight possibility that you could get jacked if you DON'T have one of these babies on your ride.
It kicks the other pissing decals' worthless conforming butts.
You will get laid more.*
Now you're probably thinking: "Geez....is this decal black on white like above? Is it 2 feet quare in surface area? Is it $50? Can I get it at the Piggly Wiggly?" Those are all very incorrect thoughts, please replace them with this information:
URINATING ON THE MAN: THE DECAL SPECIFICATIONS
The actual decal measures 5" X 4"
It is a white image on a clear sticker
It sticks to the outside of your window (refer to the examples below)
Stick it anywhere you want....the decal can adapt to almost any situation without a single complaint.
It is $4.
Our brother Jaxin ordered two decals-"one for my ride and one for over my bed where I get ridden." This is a fine example of the adaptability of our second-to-none sticker technology.
Talk about a crappy example. If you squint and look just to the right of the cleavage, the aforementioned sticker is barely discernable.
To get a sticker click on the "GET NOW" image to send us an electronic alert. It's four bucks per decal and that includes the envolope and stamp. Please include how many you want and your address. We'll shoot back a response and an address to mail the flow to within a couple of days.
*This isn't true at all. We wish it were, but personal experience shows no proof of this. We get laid all the time as it is.