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Oh, sorry, did I forget to tell you it's fancy dress?
Red Trev - Worthing, West Sussex UK |
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Forgive me for looking so sheepish, but I'm sure I said it's Fancy Dress tonight!
Red Trev - Worthing, West Sussex UK |
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I know I said I was a vegitarian, but the odd leopard doesn't count? Surely?
Red Trev - Worthing, West Sussex UK |
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A horse and I ran a race with the exact same time... I got a tie out if it...
Phil Rogers - The Woodlands,, |
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I'm guest speaker at todays (NRA) National Rifle Association luncheon!
Comfort Green - Mossyrock, WA |
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'at ol boy ain't figured out that I ain't a horse, yet...
Phil Rogers - The Woodlands, TX Mr. Usher... Welcome... |
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I was reading in this months issue of Field and Stream,that spots are in!
Comfort Green - Mossyrock, WA |
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I've got a hot date with a giraffe.
Jim D - Indy, IN Congrats Kevin |
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The lions invited ME to dinner. See ya!
Jim D - Indy, IN |
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I swapped you for this tie. The leporard will be here in ten minutes.
Jim D - Indy, IN |
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I got the idea from Willie the Penguin...
Phil Rogers - The Woodlands, TX... What happened to old Willie? |
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Now it will be hard to spot me!
Bee Spit - Tx Congrats Kevin |
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"I spotted this tie in the window and I knew it was for me!"
Larry D.Hite - Buffalo Jct., Va. |
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"I put on a tie and brushed my teeth just for you honey! Whee-eee!"
Mary F.Hite - Buffalo Jct., Va. |
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"I tellin` ya...I didn`t have a tie with stripes. What`s wrong with polkie dots?"
Mary F.Hite - Buffalo Jct., Va. |
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Like it? It goes with my zoo-ed suit.
Mister Lloyd Matthews - Houston, Texas |
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I've got a date with a jackal that has a fur coat and pants.
Mister Lloyd Matthews - Houston, Texas |
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Hey, Baby, where's your Z-bra?
Mister Lloyd Matthews - Houston, Texas |
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"Hey Babe, Wanna tie one on"?
Joan Terracciano - Brooklyn, New York |
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"Hi, I'm Shirley McLaine and in my other life my name was SPOTTIE".
Joan Terracciano - Brooklyn, New York |
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Is this a white tie with black dots, or a black tie with a stupid white doily pattern?
Mike Gray - Amery, Wisconsin |
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How do you like the tie my kids gave me for fathers day?!
connie miller - gadsden , al |
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see, spots and stripes do go.
Chris Mappley - London, England |
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The winner of this year’s four-legged fashion show, was a tie.
Chris Mappley - London, England |
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The game of strip poker had gone better for David.
Chris Mappley - London, England |
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I wanted to distinquish
myself from the herd
Susan Sterling - Crisfield , Maryland |
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Hubert tries unsuccessfully to dazzle Stella with his deviant fashion sense.
Chopper - Melrose, MA (way to go Kevin) |
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Substantial evidence that stripes + polka dots = idiot.
Chopper - Melrose, MA |
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Thelma realizes once again that all the eligible zebras are already taken.
Chopper - Melrose, MA |
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Maybe I didn't win the race, but I did finish with a tie!
Sheila Moss - Nashville |
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Who says things can't be changed when they're in black and white?
Sheila Moss - Nashville (what I meant to say) |
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Think it's bad? You oughta see the one I traded to the giraffe!
Sheila Moss - Nashville |
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"Sooo...uh...you graze here often?"
Mary Snyder - Fort Lauderdale, FL |
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I'm the new camaflauged zebra and you must be the oldest zebra.
Maiko - Sapulpa, Oklahoma |
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I'm going to a new club...The Lions Den.
aromz - Lemon Grove, CA |
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I preyed for this.
aromz - Lemon Grove, CA |
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I thought I'd make a bold fashion statement, but the Hyenas just laughed at me.
aromz - Lemon Grove, CA |
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"I've become a real party animal!"
T. McConnell - Averagetown, USA / Congrats, Kevin!:) |
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"I just felt like I needed to 'tie one on'!"
T. McConnell - Averagetown, USA |
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"Even worse than being eaten by lions, Francis realized that her son had become a LAWYER!"
T. McConnell - Averagetown, USA |
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"Does this tie make my butt look wide?"
Laurie Stahl - Killeen, TX |
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"My wife's on this polka kick, so I decided to compromise. Since I have four left feet and can't dance to save my soul, I'm wearing polka dots. Hey, it's the thought that counts. "
Laurie Stahl - Killeen, TX |
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"A leopard may not be able to change it's spots, but its spots can deffinitely be changed into something else. Hey, I warned him not to mess with me."
Laurie Stahl - Killeen, TX |
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What? My stripes and poke-a-dots clash?
Tammy - Palmdale, California |
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When i told the rest of the guy what i paid for this tie they said i got cheetahed
Brian - Barboursville, West Virginia |
