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The Top Five Ways That Microsoft Would Be Different If It Moved to Canada

Rumors last week said Microsoft was being wooed by our neighbor to the north. Here are the top five ways a relocation would change the company:

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And the number one way that Microsoft would be different if it moved to Canada...

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