Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson is expected to give his final ruling on the case today and endorse the government's break-up plan. Here are the top five little-known provisions contained in that plan:
Two new companies to be named "Regis" and "Kathie Lee."
Steve Ballmer must stop "monopolizing" company all-you-can eat buffets.
If Scott McNealy, Larry Ellison, and Steve Jobs are still giggling about all this on January 1, 2002 -- Gates legally allowed one free swing at each.
Excel paper clip to be put to death.
All employees who are geeks go to one company; all nerds go to the other.
