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Top 5 Items We're Afraid We Might See on the New Disney/eBay Site

The online auctioneer and the entertainment giant launched a cobranded auction site a few weeks ago. Here are the top five items we hope we don't see:

New car-theft prevention device -- The Mickey Mouse Club.

Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen body.

The Prince's tell-all of his various liaisons with Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and Cinderella.

Rare copy of health awareness video produced by the U.S. Navy and Disney: "Pinocchio Gets Termites."

And the number one item we're afraid we might see on the new Disney/eBay site...

Michael Eisner's ego.